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Touchdown Jesus resurrected as Incomplete Pass Jesus after 2010 lightning strike

In June 2010 the infamous Football Jesus was struck by lightning and burned to the ground. I blogged about it here in my post entitled, ohio’s “football jesus” burns down: a sign from god?.

I just don’t quite get it. I know that the Solid Rock Church‘s goal is to remind people of Jesus as they pass by (Jesus faces the highway in Ohio) but all I can think of when I drive by is “why are you building idols” and “with the money that statue cost, how many people could you have fed?”

So I guess today Touchdown Jesus has been resurrected as Incomplete Pass Jesus.

PS – Is that a lightning rod on top of Jesus’ head to prevent a second Jesus burn-down?

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2 Responses to “Touchdown Jesus resurrected as Incomplete Pass Jesus after 2010 lightning strike”


  1. 1 Johnny Beogudde
    2 October 2013 at 19:26

    “I’m happy in my make-beliefs so I don’t want to know the truth.” The need 2 kno the truth is imperative when you know what every priest/wizard of 10 yrs KNOWS: OUR GODS SEEK TO END THE WORLD & DEFENDING RELIGIONS W/NUKES IS HOW THEY DO IT. The idea that the world will end didn’t come from man. They all KNOW the secret held since Adam; souls are energy & our religions are used to queue us up in agreement. There is no all-maker/Sanat-Godamighty. Monotheism is a false notion or “the Father” would have a name like Jesus said he did in the “Our Father” prayer; Yahweh would have said: “My only begotten son…” & Jesus would’ve said “Yahweh.” Yes, gods higher than we are taught exist pick up someone w/25 lives behind ’em, put ’em in the womb & they perform miracles 2 back up the baloney. This is why not 1 religion makes sense. These “gods” performing miracles (Buddha/Moses/Muhammad/Jesus) used miracles 2 back baloney because they worked w/powers they were subject to: they were forced to lie; that’s why they do NOT make sense. The truth ALWAYS makes sense IF you have enough info, or what is a juror supposed to do when 4 testimonies do NOT match? There are 4 Eternals at the top of 42 realms/heavens & there will never ever ever never be 5. EVERYTHING else is made to evolve energy to a higher state (as in sentience) for them to use. The Origin evolved the 1st & they… This secret is known by all priests as they have to use this knowledge in ceremonies to assist higher beings. They also HAVE TO use the knowledge that there is life/existence & vacuum/nothing/non-existence. This is the ONLY POSSIBLE meaning for the term “Eternal Rest.” Why are we instead promised eternities? The better to eat you with, my dear. This statue being struck by lightning is proof that Jesus is NOT an ALMIGHTY, isn’t it? Does what has been spelled out here make sense? Then 1 of us is lying. PROOF? Try Matthew 1:1-27. The 1st Chapter says “My Dad’s bloodline for 42 generations proves I’m the Messiah. My Mom’s a virgin & proves I’m a Messiah.” It is NOT POSSIBLE to be of a virgin birth & have a Dad too (& claim his bloodline). As page 1 is obviously a lie, try comparing the 4 witnesses last chapters side-by-side as any juror should to tell if He rose from the dead: Nope. No one in 2,000 yrs has said pg1 says “The Son-Of-Man” says he’s the Son-Of-No-Man. As this isn’t possible, neither is the promise of eternity. Adam sinned gaining knowledge tho he was threatened w/death to remain stupid (Gen 2:17). As he sinned he could no longer live forever in Eden but because of BELIEF we can die & have “Eternal Bananas” IF we remain stupid enough to believe it. There is only a Santa(god) as long as you are lied to. Hope this obvious truth helps tho it hurts.

  2. 2 Johnny Beogudde
    2 October 2013 at 19:53

    Else there is: the calendars of the Maya/Sumerian/Cheroke,e/Hindu & Stonehenge all quit last year because priests of VARIOUS deities knew, as priests all do, instead of beLIEve, that The Beginning Of THEE END was 2013 (not 2012; so they all KNEW to end in 2012). Because of the efforts of those behind what I reveal here, & the efforts of great good, what was scheduled for millennia to have happened in February is postponed/held-back but it is supposed that Iran may manage to succeed this year in launching nukes as they have threatened to do for several years. I see the words of Patrick Henry posted next to this: “We are apt to shut our eyes against a painful truth… For my part, I am willing to know the whole truth; to know the worst; and to provide for it.” I post it again because it will likely be replaced soon.
    A book by a prophet named Billy Shears is forthcoming: “Arguing With Earthquakes” &details why quakes in Concepcion, Chile (7.8) & 4 @ Christchurch, N.Z. (2 in 1 day), 1 on Easter (7.1) @ Mexicali, CA, & why in the quake of 114 years on the East Coast ONLY the Nat’l Cathedral was damaged. Then 1500 quakes in 18 days in Baloney (literally Bologna), Italy INSTEAD of the “REPENT!” screaming horror they sought to unleash. About 80 quakes in the last year @ New Concepcion, Guatemala & no deaths, NONE, all prove that our several religions touting one Almighty are obviously false, or you can Argue With Earthquakes; not very wise. Unlike ANY religion, I hope this makes sense.
    In “The Matrix” humanity was trapped in a mental program given us by super-intelligent machines. “What is the Matrix?” was the perpetual question. The Prison we are born into, the prison for our minds, is religon, given us by super-intelligent beings called “gods” instead of machines… “To free your mind.”


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